Dr. Cornelius Porridge is an enigma covered liberally with the sausage of mystery, glazed in the egg of absurdity and dipped into the breadcrumbs of the macabre. Part time-travelling scotch egg, part-badger, part steampunk stand-up. In these troubled times he has kindly agreed to keep us updated daily on his continuing quest to rid Lincolnshire of the plague.
When we last left him, Porridge was stuck in a far-off, post-apocalyptic future version of Earth, with nought but his wits and a small dog for company. We join him now as he attempts to find his way home, and cure the plague.
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