Hello dear listener and welcome once again to this journey into the unknown that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from our daily bulletins beamed directly to us from Gods-know-where in the cosmos, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous fibbing.
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time toilet attendant. Following his recent adventures onboard a stolen alien vessel, in which he and Colon - his cybernetic badger accomplice - accidentally commited insectoid genocide, Dr Porridge has now found himself on some kind of beach resort planet. The good doctor himself will explain the rest.
Listen at your peril. This broadcast is not recommended for the elderly, infirm, or terminally constipated and side-effects may include nausea, hallucinations and the explosive end to the aforementioned constipation.
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