Welcome to this, our latest journey into the unknown with the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most exciting, edge-of-your-seat broadcasting since Homes Under the Hammer, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous tall-tale telling.
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time drug kingpin. If he asks you to say hello to his little friend, there's a 50/50 chance it'll be a small dog named Sidney.
Following their recent misadventures on a planet that seems to be heavily influenced by the classic Monkey Island videogames, Porridge and his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon enlisted the aid of an Amazonian Pirate Captain, her ship, crew, and submersible in search of some macguffin or other. Hopefully Porridge himself will be able to make some sense of all this, but I wouldn't count on it.
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