Hello once again dear listener, and welcome to this, our latest journey into the unknown with the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most riveting audio broadcast since the Dad's Army radio serial this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous tall-tale telling.
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time snooker ball polisher. He can bring a set of balls to a shine you can see your face in.
Following their recent misadventures on a pirate planet which involved diving to the bottom of the ocean, retrieving a selection of booty, and some truly awful accents, Porridge, his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon, and the sociopathic Pirate Captain Bonney find themselves in search of some refreshment. Hopefully, the good Doctor himself will explain the rest...
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