Welcome back, dear listener, to our regular trip through the laundry basket of silliness, the washing machine of absurdity and the tumble drier of outrageously bad accents that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most exciting, thrill-a-minute broadcasting since Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em featured rollerskates, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in utter bullshittery.
Last week, we left our heroes - Porridge, his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon, and the ever-homicidal Pirate Captain Bonney - in the midst of a quest to find mythical beasts across the galaxy. Their recent adventures on Planet Stirling had resulted in freedom for a large family of Loch Ness monsters, and total destruction for the surrounding area. Unsurprisingly, the local authorities were keen to see the back of them. Onwards, to adventure!
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The video podcast is available via the Primordial Twitch channel here https://www.twitch.tv/primordialradio
Moose and Dews catch up once again to discuss the latest in the world of Primordial Radio, from developments with the soon-to-be-hireable Inkubus, to the recent virtual AGM.
There's a special bonus this week as Bloodstock Festival accidentally puts 50p in the rant machine, causing Moose to go off about people complaining about festival line-ups; a rant which also includes possibly the most aggressive congratulations ever heard!
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Welcome back to our regular stroll down the path of silliness, and through the fields of knobheadery (while hopefully avoiding the dog-egg of plaigiarism) that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most exciting broadcasting since Dirty Den had an unfortunate coming together with a daffodil, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in utter bullshittery.
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand-up, part-time matador. Once he grabs the bull by the horns, the only place he's likely to lead it is straight into the nearest china shop. Mess will likely ensue.
Last week, we left our heroes - Porridge, his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon, and the ever-homicidal Pirate Captain Bonney - in the midst of a quest to find mythical beasts across the galaxy. Having arrived at Planet Stirling - a planet seemingly populated by emigrants from that Scottish city - our heroes had discovered an entire family of Loch Ness Monsters was being kept in less-than-optimal conditions. Of course this was a wrong in desperate need of righting. Remember, Buckfast gets you fffffflipping drunk very quickly. Onwards, to adventure!
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The video podcast is available via the Primordial Twitch channel here https://www.twitch.tv/primordialradio
*TW: Mental health/fertility issues*
Things get heavy this week, as Dews has recently had some bad news that he and Moose discuss on the podcast. Appropriately enough, this comes during Mental Health Awareness Week.
It's not all serious as there's plenty of other things to discuss this week, including the upcoming Call of Duty tournament, the upcoming virtual AGM, the ACTUAL AGM, the latest from Haul of Fame Competitions, and the big reveal of the winning name for the Primordial gin!
If like us you're sick of being treated as a revenue stream instead of an actual person, and sick of the the same songs on repeat OVER & OVER then come join the evolution of rock & metal radio for FREE for 30 days @ http://primordialradio.com
*The full podcast is available exclusively for Primordial Radio members via the website or via the Primordial app. Check it out here https://primordialradio.com/*
Every week on the afternoon show, Dews plays an album in full, chosen by a member of the the PRFam, who then joins him on-air to have a chat about it. This podcast is the recording of those chats, minus the music.
Episode 46 of The FAMily Album podcast is now live featuring Andy Miles, who chats with Dews about videogame soundtracks, sharing a home workspace in a pandemic (leading to a pandemic-induced housemove!) and home gym envy. They also talk about Andy's album of choice; Machine Head's phenomenal 2007 album; The Blackening.
Welcome to our regular step onto the rake of absurdity that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most riveting broadcasting since Fred Dibnah almost had a chimney fall on him, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in utter bullshittery.
Last week, we left our heroes - Porridge, his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon, and the ever-homicidal Pirate Captain Bonney - in the midst of a farcical quest across the galaxy, in search of various mythical beasties. Porridge himself will hopefully explain. Onwards, to adventure! And confusion.
If like us you're sick of being treated as a revenue stream instead of an actual person, and sick of the the same songs on repeat OVER & OVER then come join the evolution of rock & metal radio for FREE for 30 days @ http://primordialradio.com
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The video podcast is available via the Primordial Twitch channel here https://www.twitch.tv/primordialradio
Moose and Dews virtually meet up once again this week and - as usual - manage to get lost wandering down Memory Lane, as they recall some fond festival memories. Half-drowning in mud isn't fun at the time, but it sure does look good in hindsight, right?
They also chat business, with news of the upcoming virtual AGM, a name for the soon-to-be-produced Primordial gin, and discussion of the latest developments in the world of radio.
If like us you're sick of being treated as a revenue stream instead of an actual person, and sick of the the same songs on repeat OVER & OVER then come join the evolution of rock & metal radio for FREE for 30 days @ http://primordialradio.com
*The full podcast is available exclusively for Primordial Radio members via the website or via the Primordial app. Check it out here https://primordialradio.com/*
Every week on the afternoon show, Dews plays an album in full, chosen by a member of the the PRFam, who then joins him on-air to have a chat about it. This podcast is the recording of those chats, minus the music.
Episode 45 of The FAMily Album podcast is now live featuring Joe Finer, who chats with Dews about being introduced to metal via the medium of copied TDK90 cassettes, the trials and tribulations of being a teacher during a pandemic, and how exactly one can go from taekwando instructor to physics teacher. They also talk about Joe's album of choice; Metallica's incredible 1983 debut; Kill 'Em All.
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Welcome back to this, our journey down the bifurcated legs of the trousers of time that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most pant-soilingly exciting broadcasting since "that bloke on Bridgerton" this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageously fictional yarn-spinning
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand-up, part-time used furniture physicist. Weird.
Last week, we left our heroes embroiled in a complete lack of terrible peril! They had achieved their aim and - quite frankly - were wondering what to do for the rest of season 2 when they received a message from their crewmate - Pirate Captain Bonney - calling for their aid. What great adventure will happen next? Will our heroes survive? Will they make it to season 3 without jumping the shark? Unlikely. Listen on and - possibly - find out!
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The video podcast is available via the Primordial Twitch channel here https://www.twitch.tv/primordialradio
Moose and Dews once again get together to discuss life, the universe and everything. Topics this week include the latest Download Festival announcement, meat raffles, new merch and gin. Lots of gin.
Primordial Radio wants YOU to help name our new gin! You can find all the details, including how to suggest a name at https://primordialradio.com/name-your-poison/
*The full podcast is available exclusively for Primordial Radio members via the website or via the Primordial app. Check it out here https://primordialradio.com/*
Every week on the afternoon show, Dews plays an album in full, chosen by a member of the the PRFam, who then joins him on-air to have a chat about it. This podcast is the recording of those chats, minus the music.
Episode 44 of The FAMily Album podcast is now live featuring Emma Thompson, who chats with Dews about the journey from teenybopper to metalhead, meeting the love of your life at a festival, and the trials and tribulations of having a baby in a pandemic. They also talk about Emma's album of choice; Bowling For Soup's 2002(!) album "Drunk Enough To Dance."
If like us you're sick of double glazing ads and the same songs on repeat OVER & OVER then come join the evolution of rock & metal radio for FREE for 30 days @ http://primordialradio.com
Welcome back to this, our journey through time, space, and indeed good sense that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most spellbinding, trouser-moisteningly exciting broadcasting since Charlie Dimmock decided to wear a low-cut top while fettling her begonias, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous fibbing.
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time nude life model, Porridge has been complimented on the way he can truly bring to life the melancholic horror of one's own mortality using nothing more than a strategically-placed sombrero.
Last week, we left our heroes in a state of some distress, with more than a few bits missing courtesy of some overly-enthusiastic religious zealots known as the followers of Kleist. Listen on and - possibly - find out what happens next!
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The video podcast is available via the Primordial Twitch channel here https://www.twitch.tv/primordialradio
Moose and Dews reunite to talk shop in the latest episode of the Primordial Radio podcast. This week they are joined by a guest, in the form of the World's only heavy metal marine biologist; The Blowfish. Tech issues aside, they discuss the importance of Earth Day, but also how one day is not enough.
Moose and Dews also get talking about the latest from Haul of Fame Competitions, the ongoing work on the website and new merch coming soon.
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Hello once again dear listener, and welcome back to this, our journey through the looking glass, round the bend, and down the toilet that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most riveting, edge-of-your-seat broadcasting since Hollyoaks Later, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous fibbing.
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time used furniture salesman.
At the end of season 1, we left our heroes - who had previously been molested by a many-tentacled elder god following a series of ridiculous adventures - on a planet with the acolytes of some kind of cult, known as the Followers of Kleist. With an injured crewmember currently on ice, Porridge and his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon were running out of time to find the last known Van Kleist in existence. Join us now, as their adventures continue...
Returning for 2021, rock fan, Sky Sports F1 commentator, and Primordial Radio member David Croft joins Dewsbury on-air with playlists of the tracks he's listening to while he jets off around the world as part of the F1 circus. This podcast is a complete recording of Crofty and Dews' conversation during the show, with all the off-air bits, production notes and asides.
The full show complete with music was broadcast on Thursday 15th April 2021. The full podcast is available exclusively for Primordial Radio members from https://primordialradio.com/crofty/ or the Primordial Radio app.
On this episode of Crofty's Tracks, Crofty is speaking from his Italian hotel room in the days leading up to the 2021 Emilia-Romagna F1 GP. They talk F1, music, and ask what on earth was wrong with the name "San Marino GP?"
Don't forget that previous shows complete with music, are available on-demand for Primordial Radio members via the app or https://primordialradio.com/croftys-tracks-on-demand/
The video podcast is available via the Primordial Twitch channel here https://www.twitch.tv/primordialradio
Back together for what feels like their first podcast together in ages, Moose & Dews reunite this week. Turns out that one way to start a fun conversation is to Google "how to start a fun conversation." That's fun alright.
They get talking about the recent Haul Of Fame prize draw (details at https://hofcompetitions.com), their upcoming "Gin-spiration" livestream and thoughts so far on the new Primordial Radio schedule.
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The video podcast is available via the Primordial Twitch channel here https://www.twitch.tv/primordialradio
No Moose this week, but the marvellous Juls steps in and chats with Dews, with the big news being the announcement of the new Primordial Radio schedule. You can find the details here https://primordialradio.com/unlocking-the-new-schedule/
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The full podcast is available exclusively for Primordial Radio members via https://primordialradio.com/sea-word/ or the Primordial Radio app.
The world's only heavy metal marine biologist - The Blowfish - is back with another episode of The Sea Word Podcast. This time round, instead of talking about an incredible animal, he's talking to an incredible person; marine biologist, writer, and broadcaster Dr. Helen Scales. *CAUTION* Contains much fish-related geekery!
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The video podcast is available via the Primordial Twitch channel here https://www.twitch.tv/primordialradio
Dewsbury returns to the podcast this week to catch up with Moose about the latest goings-on. He's not alone however, as they also chat to the latest additions to the Primordial Radio schedule; Laura "Doof" Duff, and Massive Wagons' Baz & Adam!
This week on the Primordial Radio Podcast, Moose & Pete catch up on all things Primordial!
Oh and it's now Moose's turn for the Jab! He's getting his first tomorrow 🤘
The video podcast is available via the Primordial Twitch channel here - https://www.twitch.tv/primordialradio
This week on the Primordial Radio Podcast, Moose & Pete ACTUALLY talk about the business, good lord! There's chat about
Oh and Pete got his first Covid jab! Yaayyyyyyyy!
The video podcast is available via the Primordial Twitch channel here - https://www.twitch.tv/primordialradio
*The full podcast is available exclusively for Primordial Radio members via the website or via the Primordial app. Check it out here https://primordialradio.com/*
Every week on the afternoon show, Dews plays an album in full, chosen by a member of the the PRFam, who then joins him on-air to have a chat about it. This podcast is the recording of those chats, minus the music.
Episode 43 of The FAMily Album podcast is now live featuring the lovely Biddy B from Torquay. She and Dews discuss music, martial arts, and the inevitable rubbish that happened when Biddy was *certain* 2020 was going to be her year. Oops. They also discuss Queens Of The Stone Age's 2002 classic "Songs For The Deaf."
This week on the Primordial Radio Podcast, Moose & Pete were supposed to talk about lots of businessy things but instead ended up having a much-needed rant... enjoy!
The video podcast is available via the Primordial Twitch channel here - https://www.twitch.tv/primordialradio
*The full podcast is available exclusively for Primordial Radio members via the website or via the Primordial app. Check it out here https://primordialradio.com/*
Every week on the afternoon show, Dews plays an album in full, chosen by a member of the the PRFam, who then joins him on-air to have a chat about it. This podcast is the recording of those chats, minus the music.
Episode 42 of The FAMily Album podcast is now live featuring the wonderful Clare Kinder. She and Dews discuss pole-fitness, bird rescuing, and an album that means a lot to her; Badflower's "OK, I'm Sick."
This week on the Primordial Radio Podcast, Pete chats with Moose whilst Dews is off for back surgery. They catch up on the Save Our Venues All-Dayer, our new competitions website (launching soon) and expanding the offer of Primordial Radio.
The video podcast is available via the Primordial Twitch channel here - https://www.twitch.tv/primordialradio