Welcome once again to this latest journey into the unknown that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time traffic light. You ever wondered what part-time traffic lights do when they're not on duty? Now you know.
Following his recent adventures on a post-apocalyptic, future earth hellscape, Dr Porridge and Colon - his cybernetic badger accomplice - found themselves lost in space, onboard a stolen alien vessel. The good doctor himself will explain the rest.
Listen at your peril. This broadcast is not recommended for the elderly or infirm, and side-effects may include nausea, hallucinations and the unshakeable belief that you are a table. James Hetfield is obviously a fan.
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