Hello dear listener, and welcome to this, our latest journey into the unknown with the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most exciting series since Brookside, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous truth-stretching.
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time goat herder. What the goats get up to when he's not herding them is up for discussion.
Following their recent adventures onboard a stolen alien warship, in which they accidentally committed genocide on a planet of peace-loving insectoids, Porridge and his cybernetic badger accomplice - Colon - found themselves on the resort planet of Gran Benidornapa, where *things* happened. The good doctor himself will hopefully explain the rest.
Listen at your peril. This broadcast is not recommended for anyone whatsoever, and Primordial Radio accepts no responsibility for any skin rashes, nosebleeds, or prolapses that may occur as as a result of this plaguecast.
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