Welcome to this, our latest journey into the unknown with the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most thrilling, edge-of-your-seat radio broadcasting since The Archers had lesbians, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous tall-tale telling.
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time nude life-model. Of course you are familiar with William-Adolphe Bouguereau's "Dante and Virgil" painted in 1850? That was him. Both of them, in fact.
Following their recent adventures onboard a stolen alien warship, involving accidental genocide and the inadvertant summoning of an Elder God, Porridge and his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon found themselves as part of a naval blockade of an embargoed war planet - and worse - found themselves making up part of the delegation to visit the sociopathic rulers of the planet for tea and biscuits. Hopefully Porridge himself will be able to make some sense of all this, but I wouldn't count on it.
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